1. Tries to begin conversation with “In US ….” or “When I was in US…”
  2. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.
  1. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he travelled back to India, even after 4 months of arrival.
  2. Looks speciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.
  3. Pronounces “schedule” as “skejule”, and “module” as “mojule”.
  4. Tries to complain about anything in India as if he is experiencing it for the first time.
  5. Tries to drink “Diet Coke”, instead of Normal Coke.
  6. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.
  7. Even after 2 months, complaints about “Jet Lag”.
  8. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions.
  9. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says “Oh! British Style!!!!”
  10. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats “Zee” several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y  Zee(but never says Zed)
  11. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.
  12. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 43 times).
  13. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)
  14. Doesn’t forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he steps out.
  15. Says “Hey” instead of  ”Hi”.
    Says “Yogurt” instead says “Curds”.
    Says “Cab” instead of “Taxi”.
    Says “Candy” instead of “Chocolate”.
    Says “Cookie” instead of “Biscuit”.
    Says “Free Way” instead of “Highway”.
    Says “got to go” instead of “Have to go”.
    Says “Oh” instead of “Zero”, (for 704, says Seven Oh  Four Instead of Seven Zero Four)
  16. Sneezes and says ‘Excuse me’.
  17. Sprays deo such so that he doesn’t need to take bath.
  18. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.
  19. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.