BEST SMS OF THE YEAR:

How amazing!! – A mother makes her son “INTELLIGENT” in 20 years, but a girl makes him “STUPID” in 2 mins.

Second Best:

Arguing with boss is like wrestling with a pig in the mud. After some time, u realize that u r getting dirty, but the pig is actually enjoying.

Third Best SMS:

Boys go to college to develop the mind; girls go to college to catch them before this happens.