Smell The Taste

Recently I have noticed vodaphone outlet. Dog photo got pasted on the entrance, tagged below the dog “HAPPY TO SEE YOU” It’s very funny to me and wanted to share this information to you all.

Vodaphone brought hutch India network along with the dog. They made dog as their ambassador ?
I got some few queries:
Is Dog [...]

Engineer to Team Leader:
“We can’t do this proposed project. It will involve a major design change and no one in our team knows the design of this system. And above that, no body in our company knows the formulation in which this application has been written. So even if somebody wants to work on it, [...]

The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting…

Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.
Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work [...]

Two sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.

One day Kuttappan’s dad bought a robot.
The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap the
person who lied on the face.
Kuttappan returned late from school that day and his dad asked him, ”
Son why are you late from school?”.

This particular joke won an award for the best joke competition organized in Britian
A Man Walks into Bar in London and Ordered 3 glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 [...]

After the Great Beer Festival in London , all the brewery bosses decided to go out for a beer.
The guy from Miller Light sits down and says, “Hey! I would like the world’s best beer, a Miller Light.” The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and opens it for him.

1. Open a new file in your PC .
2. Name it as “Boss “
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Click on Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC will ask you, “Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?”
6. Answer calmly, “Yes” and press the mouse button firmly….
7. Feel better?
[...]

Acute Lead Poisoning – Gunshot wound (also High Velocity Lead Poisoning)
Acute Gravity Attack – Fell over
Ash Cash – money for signing cremation forms; therefore…
Ash Point – Bereavement Office
Assuming Room Temperature – Dead
Babygram – X-raying a newborn
Bury the Hatchet – accidently leave a surgical instrument inside a patient
BVA – Breathing Valuable Air
BWCO – Baby Won’t Come [...]

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