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Husband & Wife – Why divorce? In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: “Your honor, I want to divorce my husband.” “But why ?” asked the judge. She replied, “Because he is not faithful to me.” The judge asked, “How do you know ?” She replied, “My lord, not a single child resembles [...]

A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery were staring at a portrait that had them totally confused. The painting depicted three black men totally naked, sitting on a park bench. Two of the men had black penises, but the one seated in the middle, had a pink penis.

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WOMAN’S PERFECT BREAKFAST She’s sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. WOMEN’S REVENGE

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” That’s Direct Marketing You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very rich. Marry [...]

Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows: “Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.” ________________________________ This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the “mundan” ceremony of his 10 year old son: “as I want [...]

you all must have got bored of always reading sardar jokes. So for a change emjoy this mallu jokes. Its too good. I bet u’ll enjoy this one. All mallu’s plz forgive me. This one is not to hurt you. This is just for fun. 1) What is the tax on a Mallu’s income called? [...]

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS : Maria! ____________________________________________ TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank? FRANK : Because of the sign. TEACHER : What sign? FRANK : The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.” [...]

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts, ‘Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I Would meet him half an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.’ [...]