Smell The Taste

Question: What is the height of globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana’s death
Question: How come?
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Love Marriage: Resembles procedural programming language.We have some set
functions like flirting, going to movies together, making long
conversations on phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate
we like.
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Sardar : I hav’nt slept all nite in the trains
Frnd: y?
Sardar: Got upper berth
Frnd: y didn’t u xchange
Sardar: oye, there was nobody 2 xchang in the lower berth;

A man applied coconut oil on his body and Jumped from the 10^th floor. But din’t get any injury how ?….he had used PARACHUTE coconut oil!

Dealing with any clients in services is an art. In the case of IT, we primarily deal with American clients. It is useful to know how the English language works with them. Some of us may hesitate to speak to the client because we are not confident. When we practice the following tips, we can boost our confidence.

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English can be so complex to understand sometimes

Read the paragraph below ….and try to understand the meaning.

Two individuals proceeded towards the apex of a natural geologic protuberance, the purpose of their Read the rest of this entry »

1. Open a new file in your PC .
2. Name it as “Boss “
3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN
4. Click on Empty the RECYCLE BIN
5. Your PC will ask you, “Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?”
6. Answer calmly, “Yes” and press the mouse button firmly….
7. Feel better?
HAVE A NICE DAY

Acute Lead Poisoning – Gunshot wound (also High Velocity Lead Poisoning)
Acute Gravity Attack – Fell over
Ash Cash – money for signing cremation forms; therefore…
Ash Point – Bereavement Office
Assuming Room Temperature – Dead

Babygram – X-raying a newborn
Bury the Hatchet – accidently leave a surgical instrument inside a patient
BVA – Breathing Valuable Air
BWCO – Baby Won’t Come Out (needs Caesarean)
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