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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase in plan that would become known as “EURO-ENGLISH”
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PERSPECTIVE OF LIFE
One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpose of showing him how poor people live.
They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family.
On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, “How was the trip?”
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EMERGENCY
* The Emergency Number worldwide for **Mobile** is 112..* If you find
yourself out of coverage area of your mobile network and there is an
emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to
establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112
can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. **Try it out**
An old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work.
His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation.
Apparently the computer giant decided to have some parts manufactured in Japan as a trial project. In the specifications, they set out that they will accept three defective parts per 10,000.
When the delivery came in there was an accompanying letter. “We, Japanese people, had a hard time understanding North American business practices. But the three defective parts per 10,000 have been separately manufactured and have been included in the consignment. Hope this pleases you.”
This is a message received from a friend:
I don’t know what you guys are paying for petrol… but here in Durban, we are also paying higher, up to 47.35 per Litre.. But my line of work is in Petroleum for about 31 years now, so here are some tricks to get more of your money’s worth for every litre.
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For most parents of children requiring heart surgery, the cost is unaffordable.
Now here is good news. An institute in Bangalore, India performs any kind of heart surgery free of cost
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At last, Hyderabad got an International airport constructing contract given to GMR group. Airport is located at the out skirts of the city. It is built fabulous, good landscaping and worth travelling so many kilometers from the city. From Secunderabad Railway station it’s around 40kms to the airport. Good architectural design, white ceilings, Loads of Glass, Thick Iron structure and Granite flooring. I accept there are lots of problems in providing services to the passengers but it’s under learning / implementation process. I think it Read the rest of this entry »
I never Knew Microsoft had an inbuilt game designed in IE explorer to see JUST Copy and paste the following in the address bar of internet explorer and press enter. It works even though you don’t have internet.
This particular joke won an award for the best joke competition organized in Britian
A Man Walks into Bar in London and Ordered 3 glasses of beer and sits in the backyard of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn.
When he finishes, he comes back to the bar counter and orders 3 more. The bartender asks him, “You know, beer goes flat after i fill it in the glass; it would taste better if you buy one at a time.”
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